The Day my Uterus Fell Out (and other fun happenings at the Lake)

If you read the Word of Mouth Monday Review I did yesterday then you had a heads up about today's post. (If you didn't, take a look and get YOUR review ready for next Monday!) Did you think I was JOKING about the uterus thing? Did you think someone could freakin' make that shit up? And, yes, I remembered because of Jott, who would want to forget a thing like your uterus falling out, right in the middle of the lake no less!

Ok, I'll get to the story. So you all know we are vacationing at the cottage in Idaho, right? Oh, catch up, would you? Go here, and here and here and I'll wait (tapping foot and typing as fast as I can before I get yelled at again for not properly relaxing at the lake).

We've been painting bird houses, nature walking, eating s'mores, making fires with flint as part of my mom's survival course for the older kids, we've done the ski skimmer , we've made instructional videos for wake boarding , we've played games ...

It was during the ripping and roaring around the lake trying to snap the kids' necks make the kids laugh on the tube that we hit the biggest wake known to man and since I am the one videoing and snapping pictures I was not prepared for the massive jolt to my inner organs! I'm only slightly exaggerating when I referred to my uterus falling out. All I have to say is that there is a reason for Kegel Exercises!! And I need to do more of them. The only thing saving that boat from some MAJOR clean up was the fact that I have had 2 c-sections, no vaginal births here.

***UPDATE*** This post gets an inordinate amount of traffic from google searching for the following:

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***In response I have responded with two new posts about the uterus falling out and kegel exercises that are actually helpful and likely what you were looking for if you found my blog while searching for answers (with the Something Funny Happened Today twist). They are here and here for your reading and learning pleasure.



So, happy day to you all!



P.S.Here's a hilarious funny song about the Kegel, if you can get past the woman's voice it's pretty funny.

The Calm Before the Storm

Ok, quickie post while my mom is looking the other way. (She doesn't understand and embrace family coming to visit and sitting with compuers on their laps. Nuf said) So, I am going for a nature walk in a minute. I am sure you are all on the edge of your seats wondering if we made it here. We did, in record time and all is well.

Tomorrow the rest of the troups arrive and holy cow will it be loud. My brother, his wife and their 3 daughters arrive and my kids can't be more excited. Buddy Boy is truly psyched to see his cousin who is only 10 months younger. They get along great and he is always happy because she'll follow him anywhere and do almost anything he wants. It's like having his own entourage. He wasn't sure, however, if it would be appropriate for their underwear to share a drawer. That made me laugh.

The little girls (as we call the twins) are only 10 months younger that Miss Thing and they are like the 3 muskateers. The laugh giggle, bicker, gang up on the older two, sneak, hide, laugh, play, and have been known to throw in a sword fight or two just for good measure. I'm sure I'll have tons a great picks to post...right now nature calls....I mean I'm off for the nature walk.