Excuse me, I think I Memed myself

Ok, anyone who has tagged me in the past knows I suck at these things. Either I start it and never finish it, like I did with Headless Mom's meme or I'm just a loser and can't think of 6 people to tag. Steph @ Serenity Now!Serenity Now! just doesn't give up, she tagged me again! This one was easy enough with my camera sitting right next to me and my purse on the table. So, you get to see my junk and also a little shameless self promotion BUT it was in my purse!*

1. Find a safe quiet place free of significant others, nosey meme makers, priests, nuns, all things religious and men in general. (I don't know why I have to stay away from all things religious, God know what I have in my purse!)
   
2. Dump the contents of your handbag in a pile. (I have not seen a picture yet of anyone who dumped theirs in a pile)
   
3. Take a photo of your handbag and the contents.
4. Be brave and explain to your fellow bloggers what lurks inside the handbag.
5. Tag others who might want to embarrass themselves.
6. Answer the questions below.

Describe the contents of your handbag. Be patient, they are right below these questions.
What’s the most important thing in your handbag? I think my money or my lip stuff, I'm torn. As you can see I have a thing for lip balm, gloss, chap stick... There's even some stuff in the pink jar called Bosom Buddy which really IS the best stuff you could ever put on your lips (and your nips, I guess).

What’s the most embarrassing thing in your handbag? I'm not embarrassed by it, but you all might be. That catalog, yes that's me on the cover, is full of romance enhancing products. For you slow ones that would be lotions, massage stuff, lubricant, vibrators and the like. I have owned my Slumber Parties business for the last 5 years and have never once looked back.

What’s the smallest thing in your handbag? My migraine pills. Have had them since I was 15 years old, just had one last night.

Is there anything illegal in your handbag? Not unless you live in some jacked up state that has something against sexual health and empowered women or fake Kate Spade purses!

Contents:

1. My purse that I get comments on all the time- Faux Kate Spade, I'm sorry Kate.

2. Migraine meds.

3. Slumber Parties catalog and Slumber Parties by Kelly business cards.

4. Miss thing's necklace and ring. (She can't wear those to play soccer)

5. Origins biz card, remember this Word of Mouth Monday? My skin is delicious now!

6. Some minty finger tooth brush thing that I got out of a pinata in Breckenridge.

7. Peanut M&M's tied with a fingernail file and biz card to this totally sassy nail salon in Boulder. I feel guilty eating them because my son has peanut allergies, so I need to take them somewhere and get rid of them (read--hog them down then wash my hands and face)

8. 7 pens. You know. In case I need to write something down.

9. 3 chapsticks

10. C.O. Bigelow Mentha Lip Tint (go now and get this stuff at Bath & Body Works. Right now they have this limited edition Cancer edition in pink. It seriously makes your breath minty and your lips glossy at the same time. I have one in every possible spot, the car, my coat pockets, my purse, kitchen drawer. Run. Seriously, I'll wait)

11. My T-Mobile Wing...I still love it and haven't even really scratched the surface of what it can do.

12. Blank check from my life long friend for product I gave her about 2 months ago. I need to fill that sucker out and put it in the bank!

13. Wallet with cards and crap in it...even some cash which I NEVER have. I know KK I owe you for the bible study book, I should just write that check out to you!

14. Beijo business card holder.

There you have it. My purse, minus the receipts, they were the most embarrassing part, they just looked like trash so I threw them all away.

Now I have to pick people, this is the part that sucks.

1. Carol @ Siswick Construction Zone - She makes me laugh so hard sometimes that I just love reading her blog, you'll love it too!

2. Georgie @ Decisionally Challenged - she's always so much fun AND she gave me my first blog bling.

3. Kelli @ Gohn Crazy- she's got a wicked cute blog, cool name and SHE just gave me my second bling. Like how I repay the kindness?

*Don't ask me what happened with the formatting of the font on this page, I'm too tired to figure it out!