Conversion van, drug rehab, roofies---It's Prom Season!

You've seen the limos, the skanky swanky dresses, fake nails, tanning and children teens out for expensive dinners. Not much has changed in *ahem* more than 20 years.

I did the UNTHINKABLE...I wore my prom dress twice! My mom changed it up for year 2 and thinking back on it, I don't think I cared about that for more than a day. I have never been too into fashion. Not one single person noticed since, they were all wrapped up in their own dresses.

One of my best girl friends and I went together our Junior year (no, not as my date!) ...in a conversion van no less! Hello, sex mobile? Good news to both sets of parents...no sex, just Headless and I riding in back while the boys sat up front blaring the music. My mother was just thrilled that I was going with a boy she liked and that my boyfriend was in drug rehab at the time. At that stage my mom would have clapped her hands to see me go with a 40 year old man with tattoos, piercings, a conversion van and some roofies...to her, anything was better than my boyfriend at the time.

I can't remember where we went to dinner. I DO remember that neither Headless or myself left the after prom party with our dates.

OK, here I go with the pictures. My scanner bit the dust so cut me some slack on the pictures!

Let's start with the ultra classy invitation: (printed on copy paper)

Here is the note my prom date gave me (younger readers...it is like texting only you write in full sentences on an actual piece of paper). NOTE that he is building up to the big question by telling me he has something to ask me, but doesn't want to write it in a note.

OK are you ready to see us in all our glory? Check out my "gloves". Aren't they darling? And, I did have a hoop thing under that dress.

Here we are at our 20th reunion: Talk about HOT moms!

Go gather your photos and head over to Mommy's Martini for more laughs and prom memories than you can handle!